Desiree Deluca will be launching her site soon and wants her fans to be part of it. She’s running a contest where two lucky fans will each get to be in a scene with her.
To enter the contest, write an original script that will be used for the storyline of the scene. Desiree will pick the top 25 most creative scripts and then do a drawing and pick two names randomly. To enter the contest, email your script by December 14.
"I hope you guys are original, bring spice and come up with some crazy off the wall scenes, the crazier the better," says Desiree Deluca. "If you have an outfit in mind that you want me to wear, make sure to mention that in your script. I want to see my fans really bring it."
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Monday, December 17, 2012
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
US man asked by court to pay $1.5mn for porn film piracy
A US man charged with illegal sharing of at least 10 gay porn movies on internet has been asked to pay $1.5 million fine to the original creators of the films.
Illegal file-sharer Kywan Fisher was asked by federal court in Illinois to pay $150,000 per movie to adult entertainment company Flava Works. Media reports said the figure is believed to be the biggest awarded in any file-sharing case.
Flava Works presented "evidence" showing Fisher put copies of its films on a BitTorrent site, but the accused didn't show up in the court to defend himself to prove he didn't pirate the movies.
Flava said it had embedded unique codes in the copies of its films that customers pay to view and that it caught Fisher sharing its movies by tracing the illegal copies using this encryption code inserted in the films he had previously paid for via BitTorrent.
"Defendant's conduct was willful to the extent that he copied or distributed Flava Works, Inc.' intellectual property at least 10 times and caused the videos to be infringed or downloaded at least 3,449 times," Flava Works wrote in a legal memo in support of damages.
Judge John Lee said he was left with no choice but to issue a default judgment in favor of Flava, given its evidences and lack of any defense by Fisher.
"Given the materials submitted by plaintiff in support of its motion and in light of the absence of any objection by defendant, plaintiff's motion for entry of default against defendant 11 is granted. Judgment is entered in favor of the plaintiff Flava Works, Inc., and against the defendant Kywan Fisher in the amount of one million five hundred thousand dollars ($1,500,000)."
It was not clear if Fisher would appeal against the judgment or whether he can pay the fine.
Lula Online
Illegal file-sharer Kywan Fisher was asked by federal court in Illinois to pay $150,000 per movie to adult entertainment company Flava Works. Media reports said the figure is believed to be the biggest awarded in any file-sharing case.
Flava Works presented "evidence" showing Fisher put copies of its films on a BitTorrent site, but the accused didn't show up in the court to defend himself to prove he didn't pirate the movies.
Flava said it had embedded unique codes in the copies of its films that customers pay to view and that it caught Fisher sharing its movies by tracing the illegal copies using this encryption code inserted in the films he had previously paid for via BitTorrent.
"Defendant's conduct was willful to the extent that he copied or distributed Flava Works, Inc.' intellectual property at least 10 times and caused the videos to be infringed or downloaded at least 3,449 times," Flava Works wrote in a legal memo in support of damages.
Judge John Lee said he was left with no choice but to issue a default judgment in favor of Flava, given its evidences and lack of any defense by Fisher.
"Given the materials submitted by plaintiff in support of its motion and in light of the absence of any objection by defendant, plaintiff's motion for entry of default against defendant 11 is granted. Judgment is entered in favor of the plaintiff Flava Works, Inc., and against the defendant Kywan Fisher in the amount of one million five hundred thousand dollars ($1,500,000)."
It was not clear if Fisher would appeal against the judgment or whether he can pay the fine.
Lula Online
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
LA Porn Tours
LA Porn Tours brings thrill-seekers to the inside of a porn production.
LA Porn Tours is ready to rock the sox off whoever wants to see a porn production from the inside! Spend a night touring porn hot-spots with porn stars Charity Bangs and Brandi Belle this Saturday, June 23!
Charity Bangs and Brandi Belle will bring 30 lucky fans on the ride of their lives this June 23, 2012, as they host an intimate tour of the Adult Industry in Los Angeles. LA Porn Tours will transport 30 passengers on a custom party bus around Adult Industry hot-spots in Los Angeles and the San Fernando Valley. The high point of the tour is the opportunity to watch your guides, Charity Bangs and Brandi Belle, perform in an adult film.
Starting at the Rainbow Bar and Grill in Hollywood, the tour stops will include the Bizzy B Boutique, Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys Gentleman’s Club, and finally a private studio in the San Fernando Valley. The bus will return to the Rainbow Room at the conclusion of the tour. Alcoholic beverages will be available on the bus and on set. The tour bus is Prop 215 friendly.
Bring your camera because Charity and Brandi will be putting on an erotic "show and tell" of products and clothing at the Bizzy B stop of the tour for LA Porn Tours guests. At the Spearmint Rhino your VIP treatment includes a special feature set by Charity.
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LA Porn Tours is ready to rock the sox off whoever wants to see a porn production from the inside! Spend a night touring porn hot-spots with porn stars Charity Bangs and Brandi Belle this Saturday, June 23!
Charity Bangs and Brandi Belle will bring 30 lucky fans on the ride of their lives this June 23, 2012, as they host an intimate tour of the Adult Industry in Los Angeles. LA Porn Tours will transport 30 passengers on a custom party bus around Adult Industry hot-spots in Los Angeles and the San Fernando Valley. The high point of the tour is the opportunity to watch your guides, Charity Bangs and Brandi Belle, perform in an adult film.
Starting at the Rainbow Bar and Grill in Hollywood, the tour stops will include the Bizzy B Boutique, Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys Gentleman’s Club, and finally a private studio in the San Fernando Valley. The bus will return to the Rainbow Room at the conclusion of the tour. Alcoholic beverages will be available on the bus and on set. The tour bus is Prop 215 friendly.
Bring your camera because Charity and Brandi will be putting on an erotic "show and tell" of products and clothing at the Bizzy B stop of the tour for LA Porn Tours guests. At the Spearmint Rhino your VIP treatment includes a special feature set by Charity.
SexPinBoard.com
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Tanya Tate Tackles Impostors
British Bombshell, Tanya Tate has made her mark in the adult industry as one of the most sought after actresses in the business and has strengthened her adoring and loyal fan base by utilizing multiple social media platforms, such as Twitter, FaceBook and YouTube.
As her profile has been heightened internationally, Tanya has found herself the target of impostors. Fans have been duped into believing they were communicating with the three time SHAFTA MILF of the Year award winner, when, in fact, they were not. As Tanya has proven to be a smart and savvy businesswoman; she was able to utilize her protected trademark to strategically remove the impostors from social media sites.
"I am very appreciative of my fans and want to make sure that when they communicate with Tanya Tate, they are doing it with the real one," said Tanya. "Having a trademark in place is vitally important."
Tanya's strategy has also been implemented to protect her brand and curtail piracy on Tanya Tate owned content. Through Tanya's experience in adult entertainment, the multi-award winning actress became aware that adult websites often served as an easy platform for stolen content. Tanya made it a goal to secure all her owned work, of which she regularly monitors to ensure her material stays protected. Tanya, who manages her own website and has recently started the Tanya Tate label, considers the security of her brand a top priority and goes to great lengths to protect it.
Lula-OnlineGame.com
As her profile has been heightened internationally, Tanya has found herself the target of impostors. Fans have been duped into believing they were communicating with the three time SHAFTA MILF of the Year award winner, when, in fact, they were not. As Tanya has proven to be a smart and savvy businesswoman; she was able to utilize her protected trademark to strategically remove the impostors from social media sites.
"I am very appreciative of my fans and want to make sure that when they communicate with Tanya Tate, they are doing it with the real one," said Tanya. "Having a trademark in place is vitally important."
Tanya's strategy has also been implemented to protect her brand and curtail piracy on Tanya Tate owned content. Through Tanya's experience in adult entertainment, the multi-award winning actress became aware that adult websites often served as an easy platform for stolen content. Tanya made it a goal to secure all her owned work, of which she regularly monitors to ensure her material stays protected. Tanya, who manages her own website and has recently started the Tanya Tate label, considers the security of her brand a top priority and goes to great lengths to protect it.
Lula-OnlineGame.com
Saturday, April 21, 2012
IF YOU AREN'T WHACKIN' OFF TO RILEY REID THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD, SON!
One of the best parts about working in the adult industry is how desensitized to the whole thing you become. It's as if sex devolves into just another hum-drum part of life with as much shock and awe as an episode of The Golden Girls. Sure, there are moments of sparked curiosity but ultimately, the events pass by with no real consequence like so many of Blanche's slutty one-liners.
Sex Pin Board
Sex Pin Board
Saturday, April 7, 2012
XBIZ Retreat
XBIZ Retreat Gets Underway; Limited Space Available! XBIZ Retreat, an exclusive luxury B2B event for adult retail market leaders, is set to bring together top vendors of adult goods with select, qualified buyers from leading nationwide distributors and retailers for two days of scheduled private meetings and intimate networking opportunities. With only a limited number of openings available for qualified companies, interested parties are encouraged to contact XBIZ to inquire about remaining availabilities.
XBIZ Retreat's confirmed list of attending buyers includes key representatives from IVD/ECN, Entrenue, Williams Trading Co., Eldorado, Deluxe Distributors, Cindie's, Eros Holdings, Premiere Sales Group and Castle Megastore, among others.
XBIZ Retreat will feature a packed, all-inclusive itinerary anchored by scheduled one-on-one meetings between buyers and vendors, along with numerous opportunities for networking over meals and special events. While conducting business with fellow market leaders, the select group of XBIZ Retreat participants will indulge in high-end hospitality in a posh setting.
With an innovative format that redefines mixing business with pleasure and a growing attendees list of top buyers, XBIZ Retreat has attracted support from the industry's top suppliers of top-selling adult goods.
SexPinBoard.com
XBIZ Retreat's confirmed list of attending buyers includes key representatives from IVD/ECN, Entrenue, Williams Trading Co., Eldorado, Deluxe Distributors, Cindie's, Eros Holdings, Premiere Sales Group and Castle Megastore, among others.
XBIZ Retreat will feature a packed, all-inclusive itinerary anchored by scheduled one-on-one meetings between buyers and vendors, along with numerous opportunities for networking over meals and special events. While conducting business with fellow market leaders, the select group of XBIZ Retreat participants will indulge in high-end hospitality in a posh setting.
With an innovative format that redefines mixing business with pleasure and a growing attendees list of top buyers, XBIZ Retreat has attracted support from the industry's top suppliers of top-selling adult goods.
SexPinBoard.com
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Teacher Suspended After Students Spot Porn Videos
A California middle school teacher was placed on leave after her colleagues got wind of student rumors that she was moonlighting as a porn star. Administrators—using smartphones to bypass school porn filters—discovered porn videos online of the 31-year-old science teacher co-starring with a delivery man from "Big Sausage Pizza," reports the Smoking Gun.
The school district is investigating. "Maybe it's not a crime as far as the penal code is concerned, but we feel it's a crime as far as moral turpitude is concerned," the district superintendent says. "We're trying to determine if there's a nexus on what she does on her own time, and what she does in the classroom." Students have been warned not to search for the teacher's videos. Asked whether such a warning is likely to pique the interest of her young teen students, the superintendent said: "I don't know."
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The school district is investigating. "Maybe it's not a crime as far as the penal code is concerned, but we feel it's a crime as far as moral turpitude is concerned," the district superintendent says. "We're trying to determine if there's a nexus on what she does on her own time, and what she does in the classroom." Students have been warned not to search for the teacher's videos. Asked whether such a warning is likely to pique the interest of her young teen students, the superintendent said: "I don't know."
SexPinBoard.com
Friday, March 16, 2012
Jacky Joy Rocks
This month she will also be heading south to host a spring break DVD for Guys Gone Wild in Florida.
(VENICE, CA) -- Blonde bombshell Jacky Joy is threatening to give paper cuts to fans this month as she is spreading her joy in the April issue of Fox magazine, causing her rabid followers to flip wildly through the magazine, often before they are able to enjoy it in the privacy of their own homes.
The photos, snapped by Steven Andres, were taken late last year and show that glossy pages can still do justice to the young beauty. She will also bring life to her own card later this year when Adult Trading Company prints the Jacky Joy trading card.
For fans who enjoy the intimate experience of Jacky’s award-winning cam shows, her schedule is Monday through Thursday 4-8 PM EST on Streamate (where she’s now doing Gold shows) and Cam4 Tuesdays and Thursdays 7-8 PM EST.
SexPinBoard.com
(VENICE, CA) -- Blonde bombshell Jacky Joy is threatening to give paper cuts to fans this month as she is spreading her joy in the April issue of Fox magazine, causing her rabid followers to flip wildly through the magazine, often before they are able to enjoy it in the privacy of their own homes.
The photos, snapped by Steven Andres, were taken late last year and show that glossy pages can still do justice to the young beauty. She will also bring life to her own card later this year when Adult Trading Company prints the Jacky Joy trading card.
For fans who enjoy the intimate experience of Jacky’s award-winning cam shows, her schedule is Monday through Thursday 4-8 PM EST on Streamate (where she’s now doing Gold shows) and Cam4 Tuesdays and Thursdays 7-8 PM EST.
SexPinBoard.com
Friday, March 9, 2012
Boxee’s Newest Adult Resident: Pornhub, the ‘YouTube Of Porn’
Boxee has slowly but surely been building out the adult content offered through its streaming service, and now there is one more in the mix: Pornhub (NSFW link) — which informally calls itself the YouTube for porn, offering a mix of user-generated and more professional content — is now also coming to the service.
But although adult material has long been one of the dead-certs in the world of paid content, it’s still a competitive business and therefore ripe for disruption. So unlike other recent adult additions to Boxee like Fyre, Pornhub is making its debut ad-free and free to watch. It claims that it is the first, official free adult app on Boxee to do so.
This is also Pornhub’s first move to making its content available on TVs, Corey Price, VP of new business development, tells me.
This is not to say that Pornhub’s content will remain free forever. Price says that its mobile web site also started in a similar vein; after it built up its audience, it began to incorporate ads. The Boxee service will likely follow a similar pattern. “The money always comes later,” Price says.
The bulk of Pornhub’s viewing at the moment is on its own web site. That brings in 100 million page views per day, with around 25 million visitors and 3 billion page views per month.
But although adult material has long been one of the dead-certs in the world of paid content, it’s still a competitive business and therefore ripe for disruption. So unlike other recent adult additions to Boxee like Fyre, Pornhub is making its debut ad-free and free to watch. It claims that it is the first, official free adult app on Boxee to do so.
This is also Pornhub’s first move to making its content available on TVs, Corey Price, VP of new business development, tells me.
This is not to say that Pornhub’s content will remain free forever. Price says that its mobile web site also started in a similar vein; after it built up its audience, it began to incorporate ads. The Boxee service will likely follow a similar pattern. “The money always comes later,” Price says.
The bulk of Pornhub’s viewing at the moment is on its own web site. That brings in 100 million page views per day, with around 25 million visitors and 3 billion page views per month.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
DAISY MARIE AND THE PUSH POP!
For the last couple of years, one of our favorite photographers of all things adult, Steve Prue has been telling us about a certain photo shoot he did with Daisy Marie. He had shown us one of the pictures from the shoot featuring Daisy and a melting push pop and mentioned the photos didn't have a home. We explained to Steve that his photos always have a home on the pages of this blog and so finally, Steve sent them over.
And, as always, they don't disappoint.
And, as always, they don't disappoint.
Friday, February 17, 2012
Perfect For A Lonely Valentine’s Day: Behold The Pinterest Porn Clones
I was debating with myself whether this should be a post or not, and then decided I should just ask out loud on Twitter if it was a good idea or not.
Because three people immediately told me that it was (two of those people were smart, attractive women, I might add), and because TechCrunch founder and former fearless leader Michael Arrington has a long history of identifying porn clones, you are now reading this (NSFW!):
Snatchly is a ‘Pinterest for porn’. There’s really not much more to say about the site, except that it’s far from the only raunchy Pinterest clone among Pinterest clones (looking at you, Pornterest).
Is there now a single reason left for men to use Pinterest altogether?
Dubbed a virtual ‘pornboard’ (chuckle), Snatchly lets you “save and share all the porn you love from anywhere on the Web”, including stuff from some of the most popular porn sites around. If you’re so inclined, you can install a ‘snatch it’ (chuckle) browser bookmarklet to grab images and videos.
Because three people immediately told me that it was (two of those people were smart, attractive women, I might add), and because TechCrunch founder and former fearless leader Michael Arrington has a long history of identifying porn clones, you are now reading this (NSFW!):
Snatchly is a ‘Pinterest for porn’. There’s really not much more to say about the site, except that it’s far from the only raunchy Pinterest clone among Pinterest clones (looking at you, Pornterest).
Is there now a single reason left for men to use Pinterest altogether?
Dubbed a virtual ‘pornboard’ (chuckle), Snatchly lets you “save and share all the porn you love from anywhere on the Web”, including stuff from some of the most popular porn sites around. If you’re so inclined, you can install a ‘snatch it’ (chuckle) browser bookmarklet to grab images and videos.
Thursday, February 9, 2012
JAMES DEEN (OF MAINSTREAM MEDIA) ATTACKS PORNOGRAPHERS
According to the liberal media, James Deen is beloved by nearly all females. Teenagers and children most of all. So it seems important that we mentioned that while James Deen encourages babies and adolescents to visit his blog as often as possible so that they may learn about which woman James happens to be "banging" that day, we here at POPPORN produce adults-only material, and we need you kids to leave now. You little shits.
Okay, having said that, enjoy the footage, kids! It's got all of your favorite stars in it, like pro-wrestler Chyna and air-ballerina Stoya!
XXX Messages - Amateur Community
Okay, having said that, enjoy the footage, kids! It's got all of your favorite stars in it, like pro-wrestler Chyna and air-ballerina Stoya!
XXX Messages - Amateur Community
Saturday, February 4, 2012
MICHELLE BOMBSHELL MCGEE AND HER "CELEBRITY" SEX TAPE!
Perhaps you haven't heard but there's a brand new celebrity sex DVD now available from your favorite online or brick and mortar adult retailer. While the professional women and men who toil endlessly day after day catching and pitching incredible amounts of bodily fluid are great and all, let's face facts. What everyone ultimately wants to see at the end of the day are people like Scarlett Johannson, Brad Pitt and Megan Fox getting deebed down (and out) in the most explicit and preferably perverted of ways because that shit is RARE.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
LiLo's Porn Star Dialogue Is Really Nasty
No surprise here: Playing a porn star may be more of a death sentence than comeback vehicle for Lindsay Lohan. Perez Hilton claims to have a leaked script from Inferno, in which LiLo plays Linda Lovelace. If he is to be believed, here are a few of the awful lines she delivers:
- “To me, there is nothing more delicious than gism. I love it! I like to smear it all over my face like Ponds Cold Cream!”
- “Is there anything in this life I like more than c***sucking? Okay. Well, one thing. On OCCASION. I love it when my man Chuck socks it to me in the a**.”
- “I once took on a pro football team—and I don't just mean two at a time! I mean more!”
Montana Fishburne: I Want to Be Porn Star, Not Actress
Well, now it all makes sense: Montana Fishburne appeared to be setting out on an ill-advised path toward traditional fame with her homemade porno…but it turns out she just wants to be a porn star. “I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn,” she tells People. “It's something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable in my body and with my sexuality.”
She says she moved out of dad Laurence Fishburne’s house when she turned 18 “so I could pursue what I want to do without being constrained,” and filmed the sex tape without telling her parents “so I didn't give them a chance to talk me out of it.” She hopes her dad—who was upset when he heard the news—will one day “be proud of me.”
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Charlie Sheen's Porn Star: He Choked Me, Threw a Lamp
If you thought you'd seen the last of Capri Anderson, the porn star (and rumored prostitute) police found hiding in the bathroom after Charlie Sheen's latest rampage, think again. She's filing a criminal report as well as a civil complaint alleging assault and false imprisonment, she tells Good Morning America. She claims she was offered $3,500 to make a "paid appearance" at a dinner party with Sheen, but went back to his room of her own free will (she denies she was expecting to be paid $12,000 for sex), which is where things got ugly.
"There was a little bit of romance if you will," she says, but "it became really uncomfortable ... when he put his hands around my neck. At that point things began to rapidly ... fall apart and get out of hand." When she started to leave, "he started throwing things. He threw a lamp, that was the first thing he picked up." She fled for the bathroom when she saw him pick up something shiny, "an envelope opener maybe, a knife." She claims she didn't report the assault to the police when they arrived because she was "embarrassed" and wanted to go home. Click here for more from the interview.
Charlie Sheen Sues Porn Star
Charlie Sheen is hitting back at porn star Capri Anderson's claims that he assaulted her during a drug-fueled bender last month. The actor has filed a lawsuit against Anderson—whose real name is Christina Walsh—alleging that she tried to extort $1 million from him after a consensual encounter in a New York hotel last month, TMZ reports.
The suit describes Anderson as "an opportunistic pornographic film star and publicity-hungry scam artist" who threatened "to embarrass him and attempt to damage his career by going to the media with her false tale" if Sheen didn't pay up. Anderson, who has filed a civil complaint against Sheen alleging assault and false imprisonment, initially told New York cops that Sheen acted "like a total gentleman," according to the suit. The lawsuit also accuses her of stealing Sheen's $165,000 watch. Click here for more.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
FINALLY, POPPORN BLASTS PINK LIPS ALL OVER YOU!
Let's dust off our collective memories for just a moment. Remember last January when we got all excited (and thus made you twice as excited), because we had announced that we were teaming up with Lee Roy Myers to make a bitch-ass awesome porno movie called Pink Lips? We had big plans to shoot it, edit it and get it out there for the public to consume through their boners. It would be ready to go in a matter of weeks. I mean, it was in post-production by the end of February.
POPPORN BECOMES LONGEST RUNNING ADULT NEWS OUTLET
How would you like me to burst one of your ovaries? Well, try this on for size...
This week, germanjugs.com celebrates its 4th anniversary. That's right, 4 years ago this week we posted this very first article on this here blog and got underway with being fucking awesome. In addition, beside our "awesome" quest which we accomplished in record time, our 4-year anniversary marks germanjugs.com as the longest running adult new outlet in the world. Pretty impressive.
This week, germanjugs.com celebrates its 4th anniversary. That's right, 4 years ago this week we posted this very first article on this here blog and got underway with being fucking awesome. In addition, beside our "awesome" quest which we accomplished in record time, our 4-year anniversary marks germanjugs.com as the longest running adult new outlet in the world. Pretty impressive.
JESSIE ANDREWS PUMMELS SEPTUAGENARIAN!
In what will go down as one of the greatest upsets since Rulon Gardner defeated Alexander Karelin (look it up, dick), porn sensation Jessie Andrews took home trophies not only for New Performer of the Year but also for Acting Performance of the Year - Female earlier this week at the 2012 XBIZ Awards.
Thursday, January 12, 2012
THIS ELECTION YEAR, WON'T YOU CONSIDER RICK SANTORUM?
Let's face facts. We'd probably all be better off with Rick Santorum in the White House.
Lets end the charade. Porn isn't a good thing. Sure, we like to talk about it a whole lot and we look at it almost daily due to our chosen careers (and the fact that hormones are the darnedest things). Ultimately, however, do you think we really believe porn is something that benefits society other than making a few individuals who didn't have the wherewithal to do anything productive with their lives rich?
Lets end the charade. Porn isn't a good thing. Sure, we like to talk about it a whole lot and we look at it almost daily due to our chosen careers (and the fact that hormones are the darnedest things). Ultimately, however, do you think we really believe porn is something that benefits society other than making a few individuals who didn't have the wherewithal to do anything productive with their lives rich?
BY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO BE SOME MAGNIFICENT AWARD LOSERS
Again, the internet has left us no choice but to boast. As 2011 draws to a close (I know it seems like it's been over for nearly a week now, but it's actually still closing), bloggers and pundits are frantically and frenetically compiling their list of honors for the dying year, and as such, we keep running into praise for our totally groundbreaking movie, POPPORN's Man vs. Pussy. At first, it seemed like maybe we should stop boasting about our movie's critical success, for fear of alienating our readership. But then it occurred to us that we most likely don't have any readership at this point, so fuck it! Stop being dicks!
BEFORE YOU GET YOUR DIPLOMA...
Big news, folks, especially if you happen to be age 18 or older and haven't yet earned your high school diploma. Cassadra Cruz wants to fuck you!
I'm not entirely sure why, or what makes it newsworthy (not that that's ever been criteria for POPPORN), but AVN broke the news this morning that the Peruvian/New-Yorkian porn performer is planning to bang a high-school senior. Weird, huh?
I'm not entirely sure why, or what makes it newsworthy (not that that's ever been criteria for POPPORN), but AVN broke the news this morning that the Peruvian/New-Yorkian porn performer is planning to bang a high-school senior. Weird, huh?
IT'S OFFICIAL! JAMES DEEN TO HOST POPPORN COVERAGE OF 2012 AVN RED CARPET!
While the world waited with baited breath for the outcome of yesterday's Iowa Caucuses (GO SANTORU, GO!), we here at POPPORN rallied around our computer and rotary dial telephone in anticipation of a single email being delivered to our, now shared, inbox.
POPPORN GETS HONORED FOR OUR FUCKING GREAT MOVIE!
Another year has come and gone, and we're left with very little to show for it. We're withering away, gollum-like, in both physical appearance and mental prowess. We'd barely even be able to type up articles like this if it weren't for the help of our morlock slaves. 2011 has ravaged us. It has taken our youthful, teenage looks and left us looking like the awful thirtysomething wretches we are. It's a tough time to be alive.
But on a positive note, XCritic has listed our movie among their top picks of 2011, so fuck you, everybody who isn't us!
But on a positive note, XCritic has listed our movie among their top picks of 2011, so fuck you, everybody who isn't us!
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