FINALLY, POPPORN BLASTS PINK LIPS ALL OVER YOU!

Let's dust off our collective memories for just a moment. Remember last January when we got all excited (and thus made you twice as excited), because we had announced that we were teaming up with Lee Roy Myers to make a bitch-ass awesome porno movie called Pink Lips? We had big plans to shoot it, edit it and get it out there for the public to consume through their boners. It would be ready to go in a matter of weeks. I mean, it was in post-production by the end of February.