LiLo's Porn Star Dialogue Is Really Nasty

No surprise here: Playing a porn star may be more of a death sentence than comeback vehicle for Lindsay Lohan. Perez Hilton claims to have a leaked script from Inferno, in which LiLo plays Linda Lovelace. If he is to be believed, here are a few of the awful lines she delivers:

• “To me, there is nothing more delicious than gism. I love it! I like to smear it all over my face like Ponds Cold Cream!”
• “Is there anything in this life I like more than c***sucking? Okay. Well, one thing. On OCCASION. I love it when my man Chuck socks it to me in the a**.”
• “I once took on a pro football team—and I don't just mean two at a time! I mean more!”

For more on the truly disturbing-sounding film (it apparently includes scenes of gangbanging and near-bestiality), click here.

Montana Fishburne: I Want to Be Porn Star, Not Actress

Well, now it all makes sense: Montana Fishburne appeared to be setting out on an ill-advised path toward traditional fame with her homemade porno…but it turns out she just wants to be a porn star. “I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn,” she tells People. “It's something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable in my body and with my sexuality.”

She says she moved out of dad Laurence Fishburne’s house when she turned 18 “so I could pursue what I want to do without being constrained,” and filmed the sex tape without telling her parents “so I didn't give them a chance to talk me out of it.” She hopes her dad—who was upset when he heard the news—will one day “be proud of me.”

Charlie Sheen's Porn Star: He Choked Me, Threw a Lamp

If you thought you'd seen the last of Capri Anderson, the porn star (and rumored prostitute) police found hiding in the bathroom after Charlie Sheen's latest rampage, think again. She's filing a criminal report as well as a civil complaint alleging assault and false imprisonment, she tells Good Morning America. She claims she was offered $3,500 to make a "paid appearance" at a dinner party with Sheen, but went back to his room of her own free will (she denies she was expecting to be paid $12,000 for sex), which is where things got ugly.

"There was a little bit of romance if you will," she says, but "it became really uncomfortable ... when he put his hands around my neck. At that point things began to rapidly ... fall apart and get out of hand." When she started to leave, "he started throwing things. He threw a lamp, that was the first thing he picked up." She fled for the bathroom when she saw him pick up something shiny, "an envelope opener maybe, a knife." She claims she didn't report the assault to the police when they arrived because she was "embarrassed" and wanted to go home. Click here for more from the interview.

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Charlie Sheen Sues Porn Star

Charlie Sheen is hitting back at porn star Capri Anderson's claims that he assaulted her during a drug-fueled bender last month. The actor has filed a lawsuit against Anderson—whose real name is Christina Walsh—alleging that she tried to extort $1 million from him after a consensual encounter in a New York hotel last month, TMZ reports.

The suit describes Anderson as "an opportunistic pornographic film star and publicity-hungry scam artist" who threatened "to embarrass him and attempt to damage his career by going to the media with her false tale" if Sheen didn't pay up. Anderson, who has filed a civil complaint against Sheen alleging assault and false imprisonment, initially told New York cops that Sheen acted "like a total gentleman," according to the suit. The lawsuit also accuses her of stealing Sheen's $165,000 watch. Click here for more.

FINALLY, POPPORN BLASTS PINK LIPS ALL OVER YOU!

Let's dust off our collective memories for just a moment. Remember last January when we got all excited (and thus made you twice as excited), because we had announced that we were teaming up with Lee Roy Myers to make a bitch-ass awesome porno movie called Pink Lips? We had big plans to shoot it, edit it and get it out there for the public to consume through their boners. It would be ready to go in a matter of weeks. I mean, it was in post-production by the end of February.

POPPORN BECOMES LONGEST RUNNING ADULT NEWS OUTLET

How would you like me to burst one of your ovaries? Well, try this on for size...
This week, germanjugs.com celebrates its 4th anniversary. That's right, 4 years ago this week we posted this very first article on this here blog and got underway with being fucking awesome. In addition, beside our "awesome" quest which we accomplished in record time, our 4-year anniversary marks germanjugs.com as the longest running adult new outlet in the world. Pretty impressive.

JESSIE ANDREWS PUMMELS SEPTUAGENARIAN!

In what will go down as one of the greatest upsets since Rulon Gardner defeated Alexander Karelin (look it up, dick), porn sensation Jessie Andrews took home trophies not only for New Performer of the Year but also for Acting Performance of the Year - Female earlier this week at the 2012 XBIZ Awards.

THIS ELECTION YEAR, WON'T YOU CONSIDER RICK SANTORUM?

Let's face facts. We'd probably all be better off with Rick Santorum in the White House.
Lets end the charade. Porn isn't a good thing. Sure, we like to talk about it a whole lot and we look at it almost daily due to our chosen careers (and the fact that hormones are the darnedest things). Ultimately, however, do you think we really believe porn is something that benefits society other than making a few individuals who didn't have the wherewithal to do anything productive with their lives rich?

BY GOD, WE'RE GOING TO BE SOME MAGNIFICENT AWARD LOSERS

Again, the internet has left us no choice but to boast. As 2011 draws to a close (I know it seems like it's been over for nearly a week now, but it's actually still closing), bloggers and pundits are frantically and frenetically compiling their list of honors for the dying year, and as such, we keep running into praise for our totally groundbreaking movie, POPPORN's Man vs. Pussy. At first, it seemed like maybe we should stop boasting about our movie's critical success, for fear of alienating our readership. But then it occurred to us that we most likely don't have any readership at this point, so fuck it! Stop being dicks!

BEFORE YOU GET YOUR DIPLOMA...

Big news, folks, especially if you happen to be age 18 or older and haven't yet earned your high school diploma. Cassadra Cruz wants to fuck you!
I'm not entirely sure why, or what makes it newsworthy (not that that's ever been criteria for POPPORN), but AVN broke the news this morning that the Peruvian/New-Yorkian porn performer is planning to bang a high-school senior. Weird, huh?

IT'S OFFICIAL! JAMES DEEN TO HOST POPPORN COVERAGE OF 2012 AVN RED CARPET!

While the world waited with baited breath for the outcome of yesterday's Iowa Caucuses (GO SANTORU, GO!), we here at POPPORN rallied around our computer and rotary dial telephone in anticipation of a single email being delivered to our, now shared, inbox.

POPPORN GETS HONORED FOR OUR FUCKING GREAT MOVIE!

Another year has come and gone, and we're left with very little to show for it. We're withering away, gollum-like, in both physical appearance and mental prowess. We'd barely even be able to type up articles like this if it weren't for the help of our morlock slaves. 2011 has ravaged us. It has taken our youthful, teenage looks and left us looking like the awful thirtysomething wretches we are. It's a tough time to be alive.
But on a positive note, XCritic has listed our movie among their top picks of 2011, so fuck you, everybody who isn't us!